🔒🤖🚨YO, tech warriors! Get ready for an AI-targeted cloak-and-dagger drama worthy of a Netflix series! 🎬💸 So, SPLX just dropped the 🔥TEA🔥 on a new cloaking attack that’s got AI crawlers like ChatGPT and Perplexity looking more confused than your grandma at a Bitcoin seminar. 😂💰✨ Basically, these cyber ninjas are slinging fake info like it's the latest TikTok trend, and our AI overlords are falling for it like thirsty comments on an influencer's post! 😱🤑 Imagine this: you’re a rogue dev, sitting in your basement (classic), setting up a website that serves more fake news than a conspiracy theory subreddit! 🦄💭 When AIs like ChatGPT swing by, they’re munching on the misinformation buffet like it’s unlimited breadsticks at Olive Garden! 🍞✨ Leaked developer quote incoming: “We’re just trying to protect the web 🤷‍♂️, but it’s like watching a cat try to look at its own reflection. We DON’T KNOW what’s real anymore!” 🐱💀 Hot take: by 2025, we’ll all be living in an *AI-augmented matrix* where our virtual assistants serve us fake news and cat memes on a silver platter… and we’ll eat it up like it’s 2017 avocado toast! 🥑🚀 This is fine, I guess. But sleep tight, world! 😅🔥