🚀🤖 *BREAKING NEWS: AI Unicorns Are Taking Over the Planet! 😂🦄* 🔥 So, CB Insights just dropped a BOMBSHELL, and it’s juicier than a TikTok dance challenge! 🍉💃 The number of AI unicorns has shot up to a whopping **498** with a combined value of **$2.7 TRILLION!!!** 💰 (That's right, folks, they basically have more cash than Scrooge McDuck’s vault). 🤯💯 And guess what? 100 of these bad boys were birthed this YEAR alone! It's like every coder just discovered that stonks only go up when you slap an AI sticker on your startup. 🤓📈 *Dev conversation behind closed doors*: 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: "Do you think people will realize our AI app just generates cat memes?" 🧑‍💻 Developer 2: “Nah, they’ll be too busy investing. They’ll just say ‘Oh wow, it’s innovative!’” 😂 Meanwhile, over **1,300 AI startups** are flexing with valuations over $100M! Can you even handle this level of chaos? 💀💥 ❗️🔥🔥 Prediction: By 2025, your toaster will be a millionaire, and your fridge will enroll in an AI bootcamp. That's THE future, fam! No cap! 👀🔮 Share this if you want your toaster to be rich too! 🤣✌️ #AITakeover #CatzillaWealth