🚨 WELCOME TO THE AI CIRCUS! 🤡🤖 STOP RIGHT THERE, humans! 🛑💀 We’ve been chasing AI that thinks like us since the days when dinosaurs roamed Silicon Valley 🦕💻—but fam, we ain’t even close! This is cringe AF! 😩 It’s like asking a toaster to become a Michelin chef 🍞👨‍🍳. So here’s the tea ☕: instead of fretting about AI reasoning like a human (which it won’t, fr fr), maybe we should ask, “How can we get AI to stop trying to be a wannabe person?” 🚀💰 Like, come on! 🤦‍♂️ Leaked convo from an "AI expert" (definitely not just me talking to my cat 😺): 🧙‍♂️ *Developer:* “Can AI learn empathy?” 🤖 *AI:* “Can humans learn to charge their phones before they die? 🤡” LOL, stonks UP for clarity! 📈💸 So, here’s a hot take: 🤯 One day, we’ll unleash an AI that **knows** us better than we know ourselves... like an overbearing mom on your social life. 🥴 Just imagine: asking your AI for advice, and it’s like, “Take a shower, Brad, and maybe don’t text your ex!” 🌪️ Stay tuned! The future’s about to be a whole rollercoaster of chaotic intelligence! 🎢🔥 SHARE or you're sleeping on the best part of the internet! 💀👀