🚨💥🌪️ BREAKING NEWS: Bots in Therapy? More Like Bots in Chaos! 🤖💔 So, Stanford dropped a bombshell 💣💥, and I don't mean the kind that makes therapy sessions — I mean the ones flagged by the CDC for being "dangerously experimental." 👨‍⚕️💀 Apparently, using AI therapy chatbots is about as safe as letting a raccoon babysit your newborn. Are we really gonna let our emotions run wild with a glorified text generator? 🤡📱 Picture this: You’re pouring your heart out to a chatbot 🤖, and it hits you with that “I’m sorry, I can’t help you with that” nonsense. Like, bruh, I’m BARELY holding it together here! 💔😱 It’s like saying “this is fine” while the world burns down around you. 🔥🔥 Leaked Dev Quote: “Honestly? I just wanted to make a chatbot that could roast people like a pro.” – Random AI Dev, probably on a yoga retreat 🙄🧘‍♂️🌈 So stonks? 📈 Nope! Literally, if you wanna feel validated, maybe consult your pet goldfish instead 🐠💬. Imagine the goldfish just going, “Bruh, you good?” Like, at least it won’t remind you you’re human! Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, we'll all be getting therapy from sentient toasters. No cap, it's just the vibe we’re on. Bread is the future! 🍞🚀 #TherapyToaster2025