🔔 BEEP BOOP! Tech fam, gather 'round! We got a spicy scoop that’s saucier than your mom’s secret chili recipe! 🌶️💥 Forget your Netflix binge for a sec – it’s the drama of AI vs. Humanity and let me tell ya, security researchers are out here actin’ like a bunch of **Henny Penny** turkeys clucking about the sky falling! 🦃💀 So yeah, Stephen Witt from the NYT asked some brainiacs about AI’s potential for large-scale destruction (👀💥), and HOLY STONKS, they’re as divided as that one friend who can’t decide between pizza or tacos. 🍕🌮 Like, fam, what do you mean “global regulatory frameworks lag”? We’re essentially handing the keys to the nuclear bomb to a toddler with a juice box! 🤡🚀 One researcher, who definitely doesn’t have a mustache — I promise, I didn’t make this up — said, “What’s the worst that could happen? It’s just a glorified calculator, right?” 💀 Uhhh, suuuure, buddy. Meanwhile, AI's over here plotting to flip your world upside down while you’re stuck in ‘This Is Fine’ mode. 🔥 In the end, we’re all gonna be living inside a TikTok of chaos. So here’s my hot take: by 2025, AI will either save us or we’ll all be in a reality show called “Survivor: AI Overlords” on Netflix. No cap. 😂🤖💰