🚨📱💥 Excuse me, *insert shocked Pikachu face*, but it looks like tech companies are playing a game of “Who Can Make the Worst Bloatware?” with AI slapped on it like it’s a fresh coat of paint on a rotting old car. Fr fr, we got phone-makers literally going full-on “let’s shove every AI feature into our phones and pray you don’t notice” strategy. 💩🤖 🥴 Like, are we really about to ask if AI is the new Android bloatware? I mean, you guys, the last time I saw *this* much desperation, it was at a Black Friday sale for 50% off wigs at a gas station. 💇‍♂️🔥 📊 Here's a leaked convo between a dev and an intern: Dev: “Can we *add* more AI features to the phone?” Intern: “But they already asked if we could fix the battery life.” Dev: “STONKS! 🔥📈” And let’s be real, when your phone is basically an unstable AI soup, it’s like taking home a stray cat that thinks your fingers are its next meal. 😱🐾 Guys, my phone is REAL LIFE *this is fine* meme while I’m just trying to send a text! But hey, my hot take? Forget AI—what we need is AI that removes the bloatware, or we’ll be living in a dystopian future where getting a text means your phone has to recalibrate the galaxy first. 🚀✨ #TechApocalypse2025