🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE GAMERVERSE🚨: General Intuition just scooped up a MASSIVE $133.7 MILLION for their "AI agents that train in spatial reasoning" (whatever that means 🤷‍♂️) using game clips from Medal! 🕹️💰 I guess watching noobs fail at jumping puzzles REALLY pays off! 😂 💀 You heard it right, folks – Khosla Ventures and General Catalyst are betting BIG on the future of AI, because who doesn’t want a robot that can perfectly calculate the trajectory of a flying potato in Fortnite? 🥔🚀 🤡 Imagine the pitch meeting: “So you want our money for AI that learns from watching gamers die... okay, show us the stonks!” 📈💸 A “developer” (definitely not just my friend Bob who plays CoD) said: “We believe our AI will soon outperform 90% of human gamers. No cap – the other 10% are just too cringe.” 😂💪 Now, for the hot take 🔥: Brace yourselves, because in five years, these AI agents are coming for your job. Yup, that’s right – they're gonna be the new eSports stars while you’re still here, seething in your mom's basement! 😬💾 Get ready for a world where AI wins ALL the tournaments, and we’re just *here* to witness the glory... or to play their backup dancers. Who’s ready to cope with this reality? 🥴💀 #AIOverlords #MedalOfGamerDeath