🚨 BREAKING: AI Isn’t Here to End Your Job; It's Just Here to Resume Your Netflix Binge! 🍿🤖 So, like, everyone and their grandma is out here saying AI is gonna snatch jobs faster than you can say “emotional support cat” 😿💼. But hold up! Apparently, the real problem isn’t AI itself—it's the big wigs in suits who can’t even figure out their own printer! 🎩💔 “AI? Pfft, I thought it meant *All-In for mediocre leadership*,” says some anonymous tech dude who regrets hitting “reply all” on the company-wide email. 💬😬 🚀🔍 Leadership needs to chill with the wild expectations—fr fr, “vibe coding” is NOT a skill you slap on your resumé, fam! 😂💀 And spoiler alert: we’re NOT *stoking* the flames of fear here; we’re just trying to build guardrails for the confusion like we’re setting up a toddler's play zone. This is fine. 🔥🐶 Imagine AI not dropping people from the workforce, but creating 15 new roles like “Chief Vibe Officer” or “AI Therapy Consultant” instead. 🤑💼 I mean, who NEEDS job security when you can be a Professional Prompt Engineer? So here’s the REAL hot take: in 5 years, we’re all gonna be working for AI overlords who dictate pizza toppings and justify their existence with yoga sessions. 🤯🍕 Just you wait! #AI #JobMarket #MemeChaos #ChaosTheory