🚨BREAKING: Americans SCREAM about AI taking their jobs! 🤖💼💀 According to some totally legit survey of 4,446 adults (who probably just wanted free pizza 🍕), a whopping 71% are shaking in their boots 😱 over the thought of robots stealing their jobs like it’s a Black Friday sale! 🛒💨 Like, chill fam, we all know your job was already on the line when Karen from HR started using ChatGPT to write your performance reviews! And 🤯 it gets even juicier: 61% of folks are sweating bullets over AI's electric hogging skills. Like, it’s not like your smart fridge is gonna summon the power of the Sun to keep your expired milk cold! ☀️🥴 *Leaked dev quote*: "We just wanted to automate customer service, but now we’re running a cyber apocalypse. Oops! 😬💀" But fr fr, can we cope with AI electricity usage when our microwaves are already using more juice than my ex’s excuses? 😂💔 In conclusion: if you see a robot folding your laundry, just remember it's there to help you... or take over your life. 🚀🔥🔥 Prediction: By 2030, your toaster will probably have a better job than you. Stonks? Nah, dead stocks. 📉🥴