🚨🤯 Big Brains Unite! AI + Supercomputing = The Future Is Here! 💻💥 Okay fam, hold onto your keyboards, ‘cause the National Energy Research Scientific Computing Center (that’s NERSC for the cool kids) just dropped a bombshell that’ll have you questioning reality! 🌌💣 Introducing... *drumroll please* the DOUDNA system! 🥳✨ This machine is like if a calculator had a glow-up, boosted by ten times its performance! I’m talking major *stonks* energy here! 📈💸 NERSC & Dell are mixing more than just tech; they’re straight-up making science fiction a reality. 🚀💡 👀 “We have to take…” says some random developer, probably while sipping a cold brew and contemplating the universe. Just picture a bunch of lab coats huddling around a giant CPU, saying things like, “It’s not a brain; it’s a BRAIN! KABOOM!” 🙌💥 Meanwhile, my computer is still dual-booting Windows 95 and crying in the corner like “This is fine.” 😂🔥 So, what’s next? In 2026, I predict your microwave will probably be smarter than you 🥴🤖. Mark my words, it’ll start performing scientific experiments and deciding whether your leftovers are worthy of a second chance! So, are you ready for your microwave to become the ultimate scientist, or are you still coping? 🥴💀 Share this madness with your posse! 🔥💌