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🚨💥 ATTENTION HUMANS & BOTSLAYERS! 💥🚨 Do you hate that feeling when you're vibing on your blog and suddenly get swarmed by AI bots like it’s some kind of digital zombie apocalypse? 🙈💻🤖 Well, listen up, ‘cause we've got the 411 you didn't ask for! F5, nation’s unofficial final boss of bot combat, just dropped a heart-stopping truth bomb: More than HALF of web traffic is made up of data-scraping party crashers like OpenAI and Co. 💔✨ So basically, you’re hosting a one-man rave, but instead of hot chicks, you’ve got emotionless algorithmic fiends just vibing in the corner. Cringe, right? 😤🔥 But wait, there’s HOPE! 🌟 An open-source bot blocker has hit the scene, and it’s granting you the power to tell those bots: “Get the heck outta my website!” 🚀🍃 As one developer (definitely real) was overheard saying: “Man, bots getting blocked? That’s just stonks!” 📈💰 Now here’s my UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, AI bots will be UNIONIZING for their “rights” to your content, causing a digital civil war! 🌌💀💥 Get your battle shields ready; it’s gonna be a wild ride! So don’t just scroll, share this with your fellow content creators before the bots become sentient and roast us all! 🤡🔥 #BotBusted #ContentIsKing #AIinShambles