🚨BREAKING: AI’s new corporate overlord JUST dropped the wildest tool for market research since someone named their product *Juicero* 💦🍊. Introducing “Artificial Societies” - basically a Black Mirror episode but for stonks📈 and cringe marketing strategies 💀. So these brainiacs cooked up a “societal simulator” aka the “AI crystal ball” 🔮. They’re telling folks: “Why risk a bomb on a flop? Let us simulate your audience's reaction like a TikTok trend that never was!” 😂🔥 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We built this tool so you can throw spaghetti at the wall... and *really* know which noodles stick!" 🍝 Say goodbye to *guess and pray* 🙏 daily. Now you can input your half-baked ideas and the AI will spit out the reactions. Spoiler: People still won’t care about your subscription service for artisanal cat yoga classes 🐱🧘. Drake pointing over here at analytics while your product is actually just *this is fine* meme-ing its way to the dumpster 🔥👀. 🚀 Hot Take: AI’s next play? Testing "how people feel about their own feelings" – because who's NOT ready for a psychological identity crisis at scale? 🤯💰 Keep those "self-care" apps coming!