🚨💰 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! AI is out here doing its best Pac-Man impression, MUNCHING through 53% of global VC dollars in H1 2025—yup, you heard me right. That’s like giving AI a credit card with NO LIMIT, and it’s absolutely vibing with those funds. 😱🤖🍕 And just when you thought it couldn't get more wild, the US says, "Hold my energy drink, we're at 64%!" Like, if VC money were a buffet, AI is that friend who shows up last and takes ALL the good food. 🤡🚀🍔 Dan Primack over at Axios drops this hot take like it's a fresh mixtape: “Artificial intelligence is eating venture capital.” Like, who needs lunch when you’ve got billions being devoured by a glorified spreadsheet on steroids? 💀 Leaked Quote from a Developer: "Honestly, at this point, we're just drawing up plans for the AI to run the company while we sip piña coladas on the beach.😎💵" But wait, fr fr—what does this mean? Buckle up, because in 2025, AI startups are gonna throw all other startups into the volcanic pit of obsolescence like they’re characters in some cringe horror movie. 🔥 Prediction: By 2026, Apple will release an AI that generates more memes than Gen Z, and frankly, that’s the end of humanity as we know it. Cope and seethe! 🌎💥