🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: AI startups are flexing harder than your friend who just discovered protein powder! 💪💰 According to the latest brain rot from the VC overlords at Anthropic and Perplexity, these digital wizards are scaling their revenue faster than your grandma on a mobility scooter! 🏎️💨 So what’s the tea? 🔥 Here are the five spicy predictions that'll make you say “Hold my Mountain Dew” while you cry in your coding corner: 1️⃣ AI will soon be more involved in your life than your pet goldfish! 🐠 "Leaked developer quote": *"We’re basically training AI to run your errands. Soon your fridge will be delivering your groceries!" 🙃* 2️⃣ Major corporations will struggle harder than a cat on a Roomba when it comes to competition. 🤖💩 #Stonks 🚀 3️⃣ The phrase "synergy" will become the new “it’s fine” meme; everyone will say it while slowly dying inside. 😰🔥 4️⃣ AI-generated TikToks will become the next big thing, and yeah… they’ll still be cringe. 🤡💀 5️⃣ Just wait—AI will eventually be your therapist, and let’s be real, that’s gonna go about as well as a blind date with a toaster. 🔥🥴 So buckle up, fam! In the next year, if you’re not riding the AI train to the moon, you’re gonna be left with your "This is fine" mug while others are playing with their digital overlords! 🚀🔮 The hot take? We're only 3 years away from an AI lottery!! 💸💀 #Blessed #Based