🚨 THE AI STARTUP DRAMA UNFOLDS! 🚨 Get ready to cringe AND laugh as we dive into this chaotic rabbit hole of the most confused trendsetters since the invention of “Hot Dog Water” 🌭💧. Seriously, if I had a nickel for every startup pivoting like a drunk ballerina, I’d be able to fund my own AI startup—let’s call it “ACME AI: The Algorithmic Potato.” 🥔💰 So, everyone’s out here pivoting harder than a dad at a wedding, trying to figure out if they’re building the next ChatGPT or... uhh, a fancy toaster?? 🍞🔥 “Ellis Hamburger” – yes, that’s a real name and not a Fortnite character – is crushing it with his marketing wizardry for these AI firms. 🤖👑 “You guys, if we just call it ‘disruption’ enough times, people will think we’re geniuses!” 🙃💡 🐶 Meanwhile, inside the startup boardrooms: “Okay, guys, remember, deepfakes are totally a ‘thing’ now… just don’t let the government find out we’re all just vibing with three PowerPoint slides.” 📊✨ In conclusion: This is fine. 🙃🔥 Buckle up, because in 5 years, your fridge might be your new boss. My hot take? AI startups will start *pivoting to gardening methods* next. Watch me. 🌱🌌💀