🚨BREAKING: Wispr Flow Cooks Up $25M While The Rest of Us Are Just Here Like 🤷‍♂️💸🚀 So, let me get this straight: Wispr Flow just pulled a fat $25M outta the hat, having already waxed the floor with a $30M Series A in June! That's a grand total of $81M, folks. 😳💰 Meanwhile, my bank account is practically screaming, "I can't relate, bruh!" 🤡💔 These dudes are playing poker with cash while we struggle to get our sentences together without Google Docs whispering sweet nothings in our ear. Apparently, after just three months, users are typing like they’re possessed—50% of their text is exclusively the Wispr Flow way. This is like getting 50% of your homework done by a robot while you’re just chilling, sipping iced coffee on TikTok. No cap, that’s some wizardry. 🔮✨ Imagine the leaked convo at Wispr Flow HQ: **Dev1:** "Dude, people are so lazy they’re literally letting an AI do their texting!" **Dev2:** "Based! Let's raise another $100M for a 'spell-checking' feature next!" 🤖🔥 Hot take 🔥: At this rate, we’ll be dictating our dating profiles to Wispr in 2024. “Swipe left on analog communication.” Stonks up, bro! 📈💀 So sit back, relax, and let Wispr dictate your existence while you #seethe and #cope in the shadows. Time to ride this meme wave! 🌊💫