🚀🔥BREAKING NEWS: AI Start-Up Sierra Is Literally Valued Like Elon Musk’s Brain!💰🤖 So, apparently, Sierra Technologies Inc. just decided they’re worth $10 BILLION, like they just invented sliced bread but make it AI. 💀🤡 Axios is spilling the tea, saying they’re snagging $350 million, and it’s all being led by Greenoaks Capital—sounds like a fancy name for a Magic: The Gathering deck. 🎴💸 Listen, if you're asking, "What do they even do?" 🤔 Just know that their “AI agents” are basically glorified chatbots acting like your friend who won’t stop sending you TikToks at 3 AM. 🤦‍♂️💻💬 Leaked dev quotes say: "Honestly, we just added ‘AI’ to our company name and now we’re swimming in cash like Scrooge McDuck." 🦆💦 And just to keep it a *stonk* market chart, *this is fine* meme level cringy, there’s a distinct chance we'll be seeing Sierra robbing banks in the metaverse next. No cap—remember where you heard it first! 👀🔥 In conclusion: AI is going to take over the world and I’m here for it, but only if it means I can take my cat to the stock exchange! Furries gonna be investing soon, fr fr! 🐱🚀💸💥