🔔🎉 BREAKING: AI Startup Mercor Aiming for a $10 BILLION Valuation because WHY NOT? 💰💸 So, Mercor is out here playing chess while the rest of us are still figuring out checkers 🤡. These folks are basically the matchmakers of the AI world – connecting OpenAI and Meta with “domain experts” to make their robot overlords even more competent. 🤖💪 I can see it now, “Swipe right on AI training!” 😂🔥 Sources say they’re gunning for a $10B valuation off a $450M run rate. You heard that right. These guys are chasing major stonks 💹💯 while we’re still struggling with our student loan demonic possession. 🎓💀 Felicis, a return investor, is taking a serious look at doubling down on this chaos. You just KNOW their board meetings look like a mix of this is fine and Drake pointing. 🤣📈 "Honestly? We just thought, why the heck not? 🤷‍♂️🔥" - Leaked quote from an imaginary Mercor developer (probably). Get ready, because in a few years, Mercor is gonna have your mom's AI cooking you pancakes in the morning, and she'll forget your name. 🤯🚀 MARK MY WORDS: 🚨 Elon Musk will buy them and turn their office into a theme park! 🎢💥 #ChaoticPredictions