🚨💰 BREAKING: Get ready for the robot apocalypse, fam! 🤖🔥 Physical Intelligence just scooped up a whopping $600 MILLION and now they’re worth a jaw-dropping $5.6 BILLION! 💸💸 Jeff Bezos is like "I’ll take a slice of that robotic pie" 🍰 while Lux and Thrive are playing tag with their wallets. 🤡💀 Sources say they’re working on AI that teaches robots everything from doing your laundry to cooking a 5-star GORDON RAMSAY meal! 🍳🤯 Meanwhile, I can’t even teach my dog to stop stealing my fries. *Sigh* #Stonks 🚀📈 In a totally “leaked” convo between two developers, one said, *“Dude, I just want my Roomba to stop trying to eat my foot!”* While the other was like, *“Brb, coding a robot to literally be my therapist.”* 😵‍💫💬 But like, let's be real, this is just another case of "this is fine" until one of those glorified toasters decides it doesn’t need us anymore. 🌐🔥 My hot take? In 5 years, we’ll be debating whether to treat our robot companions as pets or relatives! 🐶👉🤖💔 Share this to keep the robot uprising spicy, because this is just the beginning, fam! 🔥 #RoboticRevolution