🔥🚨 **BREAKING: No-Merger Club Turns into Popular AI Frat House** 🚨🔥 Hold your horses, fam! 🐴💨 This soooo boring startup, CVector, just dropped a *hot take* – they’re basically saying, “No peasant mergers for us!” 👑💼 Talk about flexing on the acquisition market like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 💃📈 In a world where tech companies are getting scooped up faster than avocado toast at a hipster brunch, CVector is out here doing the absolute most 🤡. Imagine the founders chilling with customers, whispering sweet nothings like, “We don’t do co-dependency here – only AI love!” 💔🤖 One dev reportedly said, “We’d rather keep our freedom than be absorbed by some *cringe* corporate giant.” 😂🚀 Meanwhile, VCs are low-key seething in the corner like *this is fine* 🥴🔥. But here’s the kicker – they think they can woo customers with independence? 🤔 No cap, that’s based, but LMAO, if they don’t ship 1.0 soon, they'll just be ghosting like that one ex! 👻💔 Future prediction? 🚨 CVector ends up adopting meme culture as their marketing strategy and launches the first “AI that only dishes out bad puns.” Expect stonks to drop 🤣📉. Remember, you heard it here first! 💰💅