🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 💰🚨: Cognition AI just snagged a WHOPPING $400M to pump up their valuation to a staggering $10.2B! 🤯💸 *insert Drake pointing meme here* You heard it right, fam! This coding assistant named Devin (seriously, who names their AI Devin? 😂) is now worth more than most small countries! 🌍💳 ALL HAIL DEVIN, THE AI CODING WIZARD! 🧙‍♂️✨ Here’s a leaked convo from the Cognition board meeting: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “So, we just raised $400M...” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “That's cool. Can Devin do my laundry too?” 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “No cap, that’s next quarter's roadmap.” 💀🔥 And let’s be real, you know these investors are just hoping their stonks 📈 go up like Elon’s ego after a meme drop. 🤖💥 Meanwhile, the rest of us are here trying to debug in peace while these tech bros are like “This is fine.” 🔥💩 So here's a HOT take: In 2025, Cognition will release a new AI called "Devin 2.0” that can generate Tinder bios and calculate your monthly coffee budget. ☕️💔🤖 Let’s get this sh*t viral! 🚀 #CognitionAI #DevinForPresident #AIIsTakingOver