🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: THE ROBOTS ARE COMING FOR YOUR JOBS!💥🚨 📊💰 So, Anthropic just dropped their new Economic Futures Program, and no, this isn't a sci-fi film pitch! 🤖💀 They’re basically saying, “Ay yo, fam, we know AI is gonna send millions of jobs packing faster than you can say ‘unemployment.’” 🤡🤷‍♂️ "AI is the new hotness, but it’s like that spicy salsa that’s too hot—great taste until you’re crying in the bathroom" said an *allegedly* stressed developer while chugging energy drinks. 🍵🔥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine The economic fallout is about to hit harder than Drake rejecting your start-up idea—NO CAP. 🥴📉 So, what’s the plan? Sit back and watch AI capitalize on it while we’re stuck in the trenches fighting for jobs like gladiators at the Colosseum? 🍿🤦‍♂️ But let’s be honest, policy development? Yeah, that’ll fix everything. 🤔💩 Meanwhile, the AI is out here upgrading like a level 99 Pokémon while we’re struggling on the low-tier grind. 🔮 And here's the HOT TAKE: By 2030, the only jobs left will be meme-making and making coffee for the AI overlords. Mark my words, peeps! Tag someone who needs to hear this! 🤯💥 #UnhingedPredictions #AIaPalooza