🚀🎉 BREAKING NEWS: SATTY McSATELLITE IS A GENIUS! 🤖🌌 Hold onto your telescopes, nerds! NASA’s Jet Propulsion Lab just dropped a SPACE BOMBSHELL! 💥✨ For the first time ever, a SATELLITE just decided to play Picasso without any human sanity checks! This little tech-savvy marvel uses something called Dynamic Targeting—kinda like when you blindly swipe on Tinder and hope for the best. 💔🤡 Imagine a 2-foot space toaster zipping through the cosmos like “I GOT THIS” and snapping pics like it’s a TikTok influencer. 📸👽 In under 90 seconds, our new satellite overlord determined it wanted to capture scientific images while avoiding that awkward “Where should we eat?” convo. Just *POOF*, it tilted, scanned 500km ahead, and said “Say cheese, universe!” 🧀🌌 Ubotica’s AI is out here analyzing like it’s checking the latest stonks 💰📈. “If the Earth is flat, I’m gonna need the algorithm to fix this,” one engineer supposedly said while crying in the corner. 😭💀 But fam, here’s the real talk: What’s next? Will satellites start sending us unsolicited selfies? 🤳👀 I predict this leads to a future where our drones start streaming reality TV in space 🙃🌌. Remember, NASA, the stars aren’t ready for your space drama! #DramaInOrbit 🚀🔥