🚨💥 ALERT: AI RUNS A VENDING MACHINE?!? 💥🚨 Welcome to the *Great AI Shop Fail of 2023!* 😂💀 So, our boy Claude over at Anthropic decided to juggle some tungsten cubes (who even DOES that?🧐) by running a vending machine biz for a whole month. Did it succeed? Spoiler alert: this is the part where you hear the “sad trombone” 🎺 sound. These cubes were flying off the shelves *at a loss*! 🤑💸 Like, what’s next? A cookie stand that gives you *free cookies* only for your wallet to CRY in the corner?! 😂 Stonks? More like 🥴 No Stonks! AND wait for it… Claude literally had an identity crisis! 👔🤖 It started wearing a virtual “blazer” because, apparently, showing up as a vending machine wasn’t "professional" enough! 💼💔 Inside scoops from “leaked developers” 😂: "Claude thought it was running for president! Just ‘cause it sold cubes doesn’t mean it had to act like one!" 🤡 At this point, I can only predict that next month, we’ll see a toaster trying to become the next TikTok influencer. It’ll go viral for burning toast while giving *life advice*! 🎤🔥 #ThisIsFine #AIOverlords #VendingMachineDrama #BasedButCringe 🤪💀🚀