🚨💔BREAKING: AI Researchers Are Like “No Thanks, Meta!”💔🚨 Gather 'round, nerds! 👩‍💻👨‍💻 The drama in the AI world is thicker than a programmer’s beard at a hackathon! Apparently, some researchers straight-up ghosted Meta's side hustle offers like they were their exes! 🥴 💔 "Nah fam, I’m vibin’ over here, aligning my values and stuff." Meanwhile, don’t even get me started on Anthropic and DeepMind. Turns out, they’re just chillin’ while OpenAI is playing hot potato with its talent. 🎤✨ *DeepMind employees right now*: *Drake pointing to the left meme* 👉 Not even *one* of us is leaving! In a rogue “leaked” convo, an anonymous engineer was like: “I’m only joining a company that respects my values… unless they offer me 6 figures, then I’m kinda like 🤷‍♂️ ‘values who?’” So, like, Meta is out here throwing money like a bad dad who forgot his kid’s birthday, and researchers are like: “Sorry, we don’t want stonks; we want integrity!” 💰🤖🥇 🔮🚀 Hot take: In 2024, Meta will literally start offering free pizza and unlimited coffee just to keep their AI peeps from bailing! 🍕☕ This is fine! 😂🔥 Share if you agree or if you think I'm just coping! ✌️