🌈🔮 **Look Out, AI Projects: You're Gonna Need More Than Just a Dream Board!** 💀🔥 🚨STOP THE PRESSES! 🚨 Did you know that most AI projects are like my diet plans? 🤡 They go hard for a week and then *poof*—abandoned like your ex's text after "let's just be friends." 😭💔 According to Virgin Atlantic's VP of Data & AI (a.k.a. your favorite data wizard 🧙‍♂️✨), the secret sauce to not show up on the "AI graveyard" list is all about timely insights! But like, duh? 🥴💯 Here’s the 411, fam: 1. **Stonks** 📈: Use that sweet, sweet data to boost ops or risk getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle of tech. 2. **Timely insights** ⏰: If it’s not actionable before your data turns to dust, are you even doing it right? 3. **Burnout** 🥵: It’s real! Avoid it like the plague or your AI will be in the “could’ve been great” pile quicker than my last relationship. 4. **Customer Experience** 💌: Treat your customers like the kings and queens they are, or they'll rage-quit faster than I can hit “post”. 5. **Agility** 🤖: Don't be that dude who misses every trend—stay hungry, don’t let your project be a cringe meme! **But here’s the kicker!** 🥳💥 I predict that in 2025, we’ll have more AI ghost stories than actual successful projects. So get your Ouija board ready 'cause these data ghosts are coming for you! 👻🚀 #RIPAI Like, share, and remember, if your project flops, just blame the algorithm! 🤷‍♂️