🚨 BREAKING NEWS THAT'S MORE BORING THAN A 2-HOUR NAP 🚨: Wonderful Ltd., a "customer support automation" startup (yawn, right?) just snagged a *whopping* $34 million in funding! 😴💸 Like seriously, do we really need more AI bots in our lives? I mean, at this point, I’d rather talk to a brick wall than a script-reading robot 🤖👀. But I guess for us lucky mortals, that means more time yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!" into the void. STONKS! 📈💰 Index Ventures (aka the new “I’ll fund your dreams” squad) led this snooze cruise alongside some other big names—Bessemer and Vine Ventures 🤝. It’s like the Avengers of capital, but instead of saving the universe, they’ll just automate your complaints about your WiFi being slower than your grandma’s dial-up. 🔥 LEAKED DEV CONVO 🔥: **Dev 1**: “We’re training our bots to sound human!” **Dev 2**: “You mean to sound like the robot overlords we’ll bow to in 2030?” 🤡💥 In conclusion, if I don’t have a cybernetic bartender serving me drinks by 2035, I’m OFFICIALLY throwing a fit. #Order404 – get it? My hot take? In 10 years, we'll be begging for *real* customer service and all we'll get is THAT ONE BOT that keeps saying, “This is fine.” 🔥💀 Share this chaos and let’s prepare for a future run by robots who can’t even take a joke! 🚀👾 #Yikes