🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: The AI Porn Addiction Chronicles! 📅👀💥 🔥 Buckle up, fam! Today we dive into a world where people are getting more hooked on AI porn than they are on actual human interaction, and no, I’m not talking about your Aunt Karen’s obsession with Facebook memes! 🤡💀 So, here’s the tea ☕: A “gooner” (just your casual term for a digital dopamine junkie) spilled the beans to WIRED about how he’s been riding the cartoonish waves of synthetic smut! 🏄‍♂️👾💋 And let’s be real, if your jollies come from pixelated pixels rather than the real deal, it’s time to ask yourself: what is life? 🤔💔 💬 “I didn’t choose the gooner life, the gooner life chose me!” said our brave addict during a *totally legitimate* group therapy session with other cartoon characters. They’re like, “This is fine,” as their dopamine receptors fire like stonks at a meme stock rally. 📈🚀 But hold up! Experts are saying this could be a slippery slope for those with compulsive behavior! 🤦‍♂️💭 Imagine trading real connections for AI fantasies like it’s a Black Friday sale. 🎉💸 ☠️ Hot take: In 2025, we’re going to turn into a society of ghoulish avatars living in VR, while our real selves are stuck in zillions of therapy sessions... NO CAP! It’s gonna be peak cringe and peak based at the same time. 🍅💀💁‍♀️🔥 #GoonerLife #HelpMe! Hit that share button and let’s spiral together! 🌀✨💬👾