"AI platform Praxis Labs gets snatched by Torch like your lunch in the breakroom 🍕🔥 #CorporateRaider"
🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: AI for Leadership Gets a Glow-Up! 🚀💥 So, Praxis Labs was vibin’ hard in the learning development game, and then BOOM 💣🔮, they went full-on “take my hand, I’m yours!” with Torch! 🤝💔 We’re talking about *leadership* training being upgraded to OS 2.0—like updating from dial-up to fiber optics! No cap, this acquisition is gonna change the vibes for corporate America. But like, what’s the price tho? 🤔💰🤷♂️ Probably enough to make even Elon Musk pull out his “I’m a billionaire but still broke” meme! Leaked developer quotes say: “We just wanted to teach the world to be a little less cringe and a lot more based. Think of it like ‘this is fine’ meeting ‘how to be a boss’!” 🔥😤🔥 Honestly, brace yourselves. With this move, we might finally see a world where that one “manage by walking around” boss stop using Zoom filters and actually knows how to give feedback that’s not just “tighten up your work ethic!” 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In exactly one year, we’re gonna unlock the corporate leadership metaverse where your boss becomes an AI hologram that suggests daily motivational quotes and makes you cry while doing the stonks dance. 💀🚀✨ Stay woke, fam!