🚨🌿 AI Alert: The Houseplant Community is Under Siege! 🌿🚨 So here I am, vibin' with my houseplants, minding my own beeswax, when my friend sends me an AI-generated pic of WHIMSICAL WHITE FLOATING POTS in glorious sunlight. Like, excuse me??! We ain't living in a *Minecraft* universe! 💀✨ "Maybe you could organize your plants like this," they said, as if my peace lily is a magical being capable of G R A V I T Y DEFYING antics. NEWS FLASH: 🌱 plants can’t float, and no cap, if I put them in direct sunlight, they'll roast quicker than a TikTok trend! 🔥 I mean, just look at the stonks – half of these "realistic" plant photos are faker than my last attempt at adulting. 💀💔 "Bro, if you can't tell AI from reality, you're gonna need a plant intervention," says my imaginary plant dad, who actually still believes in *real* plants. Meanwhile, AI is taking over like "This is fine" dog, while us plant peeps cope with colorful but deadly imposters. 🌌 So what’s next? AI-generated houseplants that give you a *tax return*? 🤖 The future is bleak, fam. HUG YOUR REAL PLANTS while you still can, because my prediction? By 2030, houseplants will be a unique NFT collection, and you'll basically have to *scan* your wilted monstera for a "GLITCH" effect. 🤡👀