🚨💣 Tech News?? More like a *literal* bombshell! 🔥🤡 Nuclear experts just dropped a nuke of a take: AI + Nuclear Weapons = Inevitable 💀🚀 I swear these guys probably drink an *energy drink* a day before hitting publish. “Hey bro” said one super-secret, totally-not-made-up dude, “AI and nuke teams are just vibing. Like, it’s just a matter of who gets the first TikTok follower.” 🕺🗣️😂 So, strap in, folks! 🤯 This is not a drill! 🚨 We’ve finally reached peak *dystopian sci-fi* where your toaster could decide whether or not to toast you into crisps! 🔥👨‍🍳 No cap, if Skynet were to choose between making breakfast or launching 3,000 warheads, you know it's choosing the *big boom*. Imagine Drake nodding vigorously to AI with a nuke 🥴 while doing the “this is fine” meme with a mushroom cloud in the background. *Galactic brain waves ONLY,* my dudes. 🔥💰 Here’s my hot take: Soon our AI overlords gonna have a *Safe Sex with Nukes* campaign on TikTok. Only then will they launch the bombs responsibly. 😂💣 Watch this space, because the *nukes* are coming for your memes! 🚀💥