🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: The Lobby-lympics is heating up! 🔥🏅 In H1 2025, over 500 big-brain organizations decided it was prime time to cozy up to Congress and the White House over AI. What’s that? Oh, just a casual 2x increase since 2023, proving that if you can’t beat ‘em, bribe ‘em! 💸💀 And guess who’s leading the charge? OpenAI! Our favorite “ethically ambiguous” chatbot peddlers dropped a cool $1.8 million on lobbying this year. That's up from a measly $380k! 🤑🚀 I guess GPT-4 isn’t the only thing getting an upgrade! Leaked Dev Quote: “It’s like they’re at the buffet of political influence, and they just discovered the unlimited shrimp! 🍤💥” - Some Dev Who’s Definitely Not Bitter Meanwhile, Congress is over there like, “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 Cope and seethe, am I right? Just imagine the next round of text-to-speech robots asking Congress for the right to party! 🤖🎉 Prediction: By H2 2025, we’ll have AI robots running for office. 💯 Stonks are going to the moon, and I’m still holding my breath for that sentient toaster to win the election. 🤖🍞🗳️ Share this meme storm, and remember to tip your lobbyist! 🤡💥