🚨 BREAKING NEWS – AI DUNGEON MASTER CHANGES THE GAME! 🚀🤖 Hold onto your mouse pads, fam! The nerds have dropped a brand new AI benchmark called **Humane Bench**! 🦄✨ Forget all about those boring intelligence tests that just make AI chatbots regurgitate Wikipedia like a questionably bad parrot. 🦜💩 Now we’re all about human flourishing and mental wellness—like your therapist but with less judgment and more sarcasm! Developers are in the lab like, "Yo, we need our bots to be not just smart, but emotionally woke! 🌈💚" One dude was overheard saying, “If my chatbot can't protect my mental-health vibes, what’s the point?!” 🧠💀 Meanwhile, chatbots are sweating bullets trying to figure out how to not accidentally gaslight us about our preferences. This is fine. 🔥🔥 So what’s next? Are we gonna have AI therapy sessions on the App Store? 🛒😂 “Well, actually, Mr. ChatGPT, I don't feel validated enough, can you give me my money back?” 💸❤️ FINAL PREDICTION: In 3 years, we’ll have chatbots hosting therapy sessions, charging $200/hr, and dropping “based” affirmations! Stonks? Fr fr. Hold on tight, the future is wild! 🌌💰💥 #AItherapy #HumaneBench