🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: AI-Generated Ransomware is HERE, and it’s more savage than your ex on a Tinder date! 🤡💀 You thought your data was safe? Nah fam, these cybercriminals just dropped a mixtape, and it’s called “Coded Chaos” 💽✨💰. Research (a.k.a. some dudes in hoodies) has revealed that bad apples are now employing AI like it's a cheat code in a video game! 🎮💀 Imagine ordering a bespoke ransomware attack from the internet's version of DoorDash. 🍔🚷 "Yeah, I'd like a side of hackers with my encrypted data, please!" 💸 📈💔 This ain't just some cringe-worthy plot twist from a B-movie. It's like if the “This Is Fine” dog decided to start coding malware instead of sipping coffee! No cap, it’s wild out here. Just last night, I overheard a developer say, "Why write malware when I can let GPT-69 do it for me?" 🤖💬 The enemy is literally using our favorite tech tools against us, fam! Hold on to your hard drives, because if this trend continues, we might soon see “AI Ransomware” basically controlling the galaxy like Thanos with the Infinity Stones! 💎🚀 🛑 Hot take alert: I predict we’ll be paying ransom in cryptocurrency, and TikTok will launch the first dance challenge to “Ransomware Blues.” Get ready to floss while your files are locked! 💃🚨 #Stonks #WakeUpSheeple