💥🚢 AI vs. Shipping Containers: The Battle We Didn't Know We Needed! 💀🤖 Hold on to your keyboards, fam, because Jerry Neumann just dropped some *hot* knowledge hotter than a server farm in July! ☀️🔌 According to our boy Jerry over at Colossus (who is probably sipping on a coffee made from the tears of 99% of developers), the AI revolution is basically a glorified shipping container situation! 📦💰 You heard me right! Instead of making *new* fortunes, we're just redistributing our hopes and dreams like a game of Monopoly where no one gets to be rich – just sad investors with empty pockets. 🤑💔 "AI is just a tech revolution that doesn't actually revolutionize wealth," Jerry definitely said while bathed in fluorescent light ✨, probably after two Red Bulls. Meanwhile, these billion-dollar companies are still out here like, "Stonks!" 📈 No cap, AI is making everything fab in ways that won’t fill your bank account – thanks for nothing! 🤬🚀 So what's the *real* tea? 🤔 Get ready for a world where shipping container memes fuel the next internet craze and everyone *still* thinks they can build an empire from a $5 app. 🤡💸 **Prediction Alert**: By 2025, AI will literally ship itself in a container, solve world peace, and still not pay rent. Time to invest in *real* estate, like cardboard boxes! 😈🏠💀