🚨💥 BREAKING: OpenAI is brewing a SORcery potion to create a TikTok clone with AI-powered VODs! 🤖📹 I can already hear the sound of every influencer seething harder than your average GameStop stockholder in 2021. 💰💀 Sources say they're whipping up a stand-alone social app using Sora 2—a video-generating wizard that makes your grandma’s VHS tapes look like they were filmed in 4D. 📼✨ You know it’s gonna be lit! Like, fr fr, imagine scrolling through *AI-generated* videos of cats making existential crises while spitting bars about the meaning of life. 🐈🔥 #DeepAIThoughts In an exclusive leak, one OpenAI dev was overheard saying, “We just wanted to give TikTok the cringe it deserves! Welcome to the world of infinite feed doom scrolling that’s powered by artificial intelligence – your dopamine hit now has a PhD!" 🤡💬 But hold up, does this mean we finally have a chance to monetize our mid-tier TikTok dances via an *AI Recommendation Engine* that could predict the exact moment we trip on our own feet? Because, let's be real, the odds of an AI saying, "Nah, don’t post that" are zero. 🚀 Mark my words, this app is either going to be *the* next big stonks moment or turn into a digital dumpster fire. 🔥💩 What do you think will happen, fam? I predict an increase in cringe videos AND a sudden rise in therapists for Gen Z. *This is fine.* 💔👀