🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: OMNIFOCUS JUST GAVE AI A NERD GLOW-UP! 🚀🤖 So, you thought tracking your to-do list was boring, huh? Think again! 😤💅 OmniFocus just dropped some generative AI features, and it’s about to make your Mac experience so spicy, you’ll be sweating more than a developer at a hackathon! 💦💻 Get ready for *private* and *customizable* to-do lists that still keep your secrets safer than your grandma’s meatloaf recipe! 🍲💼 "We wanted to blend AI with the fine art of procrastination," said an imaginary developer, probably named Chad, who definitely skips leg day. 💀 But wait! You can still roll offline like a true OG. No internet, no problem! 💁‍♂️ These AI features are like that one friend who always brings the snacks to the party, but without the awkward social interactions. STONKS! 📈🚀 Honestly, if I wanted to give my to-do list a personality, I’d name it Karen, and let it yell at me for not finishing tasks. THIS IS FINE! 🔥 Hot take alert: In 2024, OmniFocus will merge with Tinder, and your to-do list will start recommending date ideas based on your procrastination levels! 👀💔🥴💥 So, download that update, and let your productivity levels blast off faster than Elon on Twitter! 🚀💰 #Based #MemeMagic