🚨🔔ATTENTION, CAREER HUSTLERS!🚨🔔 Get ready to *yeet* your resume into the AI black hole! 🤖💼 According to a spicy survey from Resume Builder, 60% of managers are about that AI life when it comes to personnel decisions. That’s right, *six out of ten* managers are letting a glorified calculator decide who gets a paycheck and who’s left ghosted. 👻💔 But wait, there’s more! A massive 78% of these tech-worshipping overlords are using AI to hand out RAISES like they’re Oprah giving away cars! “You get a raise! You get a raise! EVERYBODY GETS A RAISE—unless your AI says nah!” 💰🥳 One developer allegedly said, “I let the AI decide everything. I’m just here for the vibes 🌊.” Meanwhile, another revealed, “I can’t tell if I’m managing humans or coding a new video game—at this point, it’s just sim life but with real consequences.” 🎮💀 So brace yourself, because if you're not machine learning fluent by next week, you might just be coding your own resignation letter! 💻✍️ 🔥HOT TAKE ALERT: In ten years, we’ll all be working for our AI overlords as “Human Resource Interpreters.” No cap, this is gonna be THE future! 🚀✨ #AIRevolution #StonksOrStonks Share this with your coworkers before the robots take over! 🤡