🚨📈 Hold on to your stethoscopes, fam! Austin’s own *Hello Patient* just bagged a whopping *$22.5 million* Series A, and no, it’s not a boxed Kylie Lip Kit 🤡💋. We’re talking about AI agents that let healthcare organizations handle patient communications like they’re sliding into DMs! 🏥💬 🎤 *Leaked quote from a developer*: “Honestly, it’s like if Siri went back to med school and got a major in ‘Not Confusing Your Doctor.’ Like, stonks! 📈💰” Led by Scale Venture Partners (that’s the big brain 💫), and packed with the elite squad from 8VC, Bling Capital, and other names that sound like they should be on a yacht ⛵️🌊, this investment is hot 🔥 like your grandma’s secret chili recipe! But let’s be real, while we’re all just trying to get through life without scheduling our next appointment through smoke signals, is this AI gonna be able to decipher “I have a sore throat” from “I accidentally stapled my hand to the table”? 🤔 🔥💀 Prediction time: In five years, your fridge will be booking your doctor’s appointments—because, duh, *it* cares more about your health than you do! Keep coping, seethe, and share this madness! 🚀😱