🚨🔊 WELCOME BACK to the MAJOR L report on the AI trainwreck 🚂💥! So, you thought slapping AI on everything would drive your stonks 📈 to the MOON? Turns out, ⚠️ only 5% of those AI projects are actually producing ROI! 🤡💸 “Wow, what a surprise!” said no one after reading that MIT study. And get this: 43% of workers are giving AI their secrets like it’s some kind of therapist 🎤😬! “Tell me your deepest financial insecurities,” said AI, while workers let it all out. 💔💰 **This is fine**. But guess what, fam? 🤔 SAS has cracked the code👇: it’s not about feeding your AI more data; it’s about getting in touch with your HUMAN-ness. Who would’ve thought? 🤯💁‍♂️ Chop the code, bring the human touch back! 🔮 In the words of “that one developer” who probably slaps “agile” on everything: “What if we just, like, talk to each other instead of yelling at machines? 🤪” So here’s the hot take 🔥🌡️: If you think you’re gonna make money off overhyped AI, just remember... *what’s more human than hiring a barista to read your business reports?* ☕💼 We WILL see companies literally replacing their data analysts with the local coffee shop! ☕💀 Share if you wanna manifest that chaos! 😂👀✌️