🚨BREAKING: AI is out here saving your booty from earthquakes like a superhero in a Marvel movie!💥👓 Ever feel like you need a pair of glasses for your brain? 🧠🔍 Well, strap in folks because AI is like the nerdy best friend who turns into a hotshot just when you need it most! Imagine this: it’s January 1, 2008, 1:59 AM in Calipatria, California 🌍🔔. The earth shakes with all the intensity of your grandma’s morning coffee – magnitude -0.53! 🤷‍♂️ But thanks to AI, we know about this snooze-fest seismic event like a TikTok trend nobody asked for! “AI can't even cook!" one dev grumbled in a leaked Discord chat. "But it can tell when the earth does a little shimmy-shake?!" 🤦‍♂️💸 Another said, “Bro, we can now detect EARTHQUAKES that nobody feels, where’s my stonks?” 💰📈 So, if you thought AI was just for tech bros flexing their GPUs, think again! This is just the start, fam 🔥. Next, AI will probably predict when your roommate’s going to blast bad music! 🎶🔥 #AIonFire 🚀 🧐**Hot take alert:** In the future, we’ll just have an app that alerts us when we’re “FEELING” earthquakes - so we can post about it on Instagram before it even happens!😱📱