🔥💰 Hold the phone and grab the popcorn, fam! Venture capital just had a *38% glow-up* this Q3, hitting a staggering *$97 BILLION* like it's the final countdown! 🚀💸 Thanks to our benevolent overlord AI, Crunchbase dropped the tea while we all scramble to catch them stonks rising. 📈🤑 Skeptics be like, "AI's just a buzzword." Meanwhile, VCs out here treating it like golden tickets to Willy Wonka’s factory. This ain’t the “This is fine” dog in the burning room anymore—it's more like 🔥 “Is AI even real?!” while they throw cash like confetti! 🎉😱 "Yo, did you see that? My bank account is getting fatter than my social anxiety!" said a “totally-real, definitely-not-a-podcaster” developer* who *totally didn’t* just sell their soul for VC funding. 🙃💀💾 In less cringe news, we've got more AI startups sprouting than weeds in a suburban yard. Let's get ready for the eventual AI apocalypse where robots demand venture capital too! 🤖💥 💥🌌 Hot take: In 2026, we’ll witness an influx of VCs funding “AI that generates AI” startups and the world will literally implode. Cash in on that trend, or you’ll be seething in the corner! 😂🚀