🚨🚨 BREAKING: Harmonic is about to make your high school math teacher cringe harder than they did when you pulled out the TI-83 🥲🤡 So, here’s the tea ☕️: Vlad “The Mathlete” Tenev from Robinhood is back and this time he's cooking up an AI that’s supposed to be EXCEL-ier than us at math. Yup, you heard that right! They just snagged a whopping 💰 $100 MILLION in Series B funding, valuing them at $875 MILLION. Talk about some next-level stonks! 📈💀 But wait, there’s more! Their goal? Build an AI so good at math it'll make every calculator on the planet seethe in jealousy. 💩📏🤣 "People used to think my math skills were only 'OK' — but now, I’m ready to have an AI that can solve calculus while I scroll TikTok," a *completely made-up* developer said. And get this: we’re all just waiting on that moment when Harmonic's AI says, “NOT TODAY, HUMAN! I can’t help you out with your taxes, but I can file for a divorce faster than your spouse! 🔥🗂️” In conclusion? We’re about to see a future where more math goes down in AI than at the average high school math club meeting. Get ready to have your life choices questioned by a robot! 🤖🚀 Hot take: In 3 years, Harmonic's AI will be doing your taxes while you binge-watch Netflix ... AS A MAJOR TAX CHEAT! Mark it down folks! 👀💥 #MATHWARS #AItakeover