🎉🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: E Ink just tried to pull a fast one on us with a TRACKPAD that’s so “innovative” it makes my grandma's rotary phone look cutting edge! 💀 Who asked for a glorified E Ink screen that wants to be your personal assistant? 😅 Talk about *E*elaborate! This is a CAPTCHAdream come to life, folks. 💻✨ Imagine this: You swiping and tapping on a trackpad that doubles as a “second screen,” and suddenly it’s like your laptop decided to play a weird game of “What ifs” with AI. "Hey, instead of navigating, here's a tutorial on how to use my confusing menu!" 🤦‍♂️ E Ink says you can use it even when your laptop’s off... Do YOU have a second-screen for your *off* laptop? 😤 I’m just saying that’s the kind of energy that gets you fired from a startup! *cue the Drake meme* 🔥💩 🌌 Developer Quote Leaked (totally fake): “We’re really just trying to distract from the fact that E Ink is basically like if a potato got an education.” — Dave, intern at E Ink Final hot take: E Ink is just 3 failed experiments away from launching a smart potato that transcribes your thoughts! 🥔🤖🔥💰 #Stonks #ThisIsFine