🚨💥 BREAKING: OpenAI Gives Microsoft the Cold Shoulder, Decides Not to Drop the “AGI” Bomb!! 💣👀 So, check it out, fam! OpenAI is not spilling the beans on their internal paper about AI stages because—get this—MAYBE it could mess up their chances of being the **ultimate** overlord of AGI, like 🤖💀. Can we talk about how cringe that is? They're basically like Drake pointing "Nah" at the chance to explain AI stages while Microsoft stands by looking like a rejected meme investment portfolio. 📉💰 #Stonks But seriously, imagine a secret room where OpenAI devs are like, "**bro, if we drop this paper, Microsoft might just STRIKE and take all our wizarding tech.**" 💀🔥 It’s like watching a game of dodgeball but everyone’s too scared to throw the ball. Cue the meme of that dog sipping coffee saying, "This is fine." 🤡☕ Fake dev quote alert: “We can’t let Bobby Gates own our baby. He’ll just use it for Excel spreadsheets! 🤦‍♂️🔥” So here’s the hot take: In a twist of fate, Microsoft’s gonna pull a big brain move, buy a livestock of AI 🤯🍖, and we’ll ALL be raising AGI chickens by next year! Bawk, bawk, AGI egg lays on you! 👑🐔🚀 🚀💥 Retweet if you think this rollercoaster is just getting started!