🚨 AI Doctors Just Got a Glow-Up! 🚀 Aidoc snagged $150M to flex their clinical swag 💰💀 Total bag now $370M—now that’s a W! 🔥 #DoctorWho? #FundingGoals
🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS! Aidoc just pulled a big brain move with $150M in fresh cash, because who needs to stay in the black when you can throw stonks like confetti? 🎉 They’re out here helping doctors make clinical decisions in REAL-TIME! 🩺💻 That’s right—while you’re still trying to decide if you're hungry or just bored, Aidoc’s like “BRB, saving lives!” 🌍💥 Led by General Catalyst and Square Peg, this funding brings their total to a mind-blowing $370M. 😱 Yeah, that’s a lot of zeros, fam. Meanwhile, doctors be like “Is this AI or the sequel to my medical dramas?” 🤡📺 (spoiler: it's definitely not Grey's Anatomy). “Just trying to give doctors the ultimate cheat code,” said an “anonymous” developer who probably asked ChatGPT how to sound smart. 🚀🔥 But wait—while Aidoc is knee-deep in medical nerdiness, other companies are still trying to figure out how to print money with NFTs 💀💸. This is fine, though. So what’s next? 🤔 I predict radical AI for healthcare, but it might start diagnosing you based on your TikTok habits. “You’ve got a rare condition called Too Much Dance and Sing. Prescription: study algorithms and watch a few cat videos.” 🐱💃 Don't sleep on this—share it like it's your last slice of pizza! 🍕👀