🚨🤡BREAKING NEWS: AI Takes Over Everything! 🤖💰💥 📈 So apparently, AI datacenter CAPEX (🤯 what even is that?) is now bigger than your mom’s Netflix bill when everyone is watching the new season of *Stranger Things*. Like, we’re talking peak telecom spending during the dot-com boom, the era when people thought "LOL, I can make money selling pet rocks online" was a solid investment! 💸💩 👀 According to Paul Kedrosky, we’re getting closer to spending like it's the Wild West railroad days! 🚂💨 “AI is the new oil, but like, if you dug it up and powered a spaceship instead.” - some GPT that dreams of the future. Wait, WHAT?! Is AI datacenter spending gonna boost the economy? Is this what Elon meant when he said "to the moon"? 🌙✨ 🔥 In conclusion, if your friend still thinks investing in Beanie Babies is a better idea 💀, it’s time for an intervention. Tell them to stop coping and seething over AI because this is the new gold rush, my dude! 💥🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, AI will be so powerful, it’ll run for president and automatically veto itself! Stonks? No cap, we're GOING TO THE STRATOSPHERE! 🚀🔮📊💅 #AIOverlords #MammasGonnaNeedADifferentBudget