🚨💸 Hold the phone, fam! AI companies are throwing *BILLIONS* 🤑 at Google like they're just a cheap pair of Crocs at a garage sale! I mean, who knew Google Chrome was the hottest new NFT on the market? 🤪🔥 Perplexity AI just slid into Google’s DMs with a jaw-dropping offer of **$34 BILLION**! Like, what?? That’s enough to buy every gamer a lifetime supply of energy drinks and still have change for a PC upgrade! 💻💪 But why do the AIs want that shiny browser? Is it for the memes?? The cookies??? Or are they planning to launch their own version of Chrome called “AI-ronMan” that just auto-suggests cringe TikTok dances while you’re browsing?? 🕺💀 🔍 Rumor has it, an anonymous developer just dropped this *LEAKED* quote: “COULD YOU IMAGINE AI Chrome throwing shade at your Google searches? It’d be roasting you harder than your high school math teacher!” 😂🤖 This is just the tip of the iceberg, folks! Get ready because in 2024, your Chrome browser will be exclusively powered by AI that only knows how to serve you ads about *that thing you searched for at 2 AM*. Prediction time: by 2025, we’ll all be using “Ad Blocker AI” just to keep the HISSSSS of capitalism out of our lives. 🚀💀 Fr fr tho, *this is fine*.