🚀💰 BREAKING: DARPA UNLEASHES AI MATH WIZARD 🤖💀 So listen up, fam. Apparently, the nerds at DARPA are tired of waiting for math breakthroughs like they’re standing in line for the latest iPhone 🚫📱. They’re like, “Hey, why not just *let AI do it*?” 🤯💪 Introducing the **“Exponentiating Mathematics” program**—the world's first AI co-author who’s actually applauding your half-baked proofs like it’s the best thing since sliced bread 🍞👏. So, for maybe the first time in history, the math community isn't seething because they’ve been outsmarted by a computer! 🤡💥 Leaked whispers reveal one developer muttering, “What if our AI just Googles the answers? 🤔💻” while another was busy trying to teach it calculus using TikTok dances 🕺. Imagine a world where your complex equations come with a side of memes. This math magi is basically the **Drake Pointing meme** of academia: "Math is *too* hard" vs. “AI does it for me” 🔥🚀. Hot take? In 5 years, we’ll all be pressing buttons while our math overlord does the heavy lifting. Next up: AI writing your SATs. 💩📚💯 #MathBrosWithRobots Stonks are rising while your basic human brain is over here coping and seething. This is fine. 😱🔥 Share the chaos, because we’re about to *literally* multiply our problems! 🥳💥