🚨🔔 **BREAKING: AI BROWSERS THROW SHADE IN THE RING!** 🥊🤖 Listen up, nerdlings! The browser battle is BACK and it's like watching a bunch of *AI-powered gremlins* scrap it out in the Octagon of mediocrity! 💥🔥 Forget the days of Netscape vs. Internet Explorer—those days are as dead as the ethics in big tech. 😵‍💫💀 📈 Say hello to **Perplexity's new AI browser, Comet!** It’s not just a name; it sounds like it was ripped straight from your 8th-grade science textbook! 🚀✨ Meanwhile, Gemini-enhanced Chrome is trying to resurrect itself like “No cap, I swear I’ll be great again!” 🤡 *Drake meme intensifies* 🤨 One Google developer was overheard saying, “AI in browsers? Bruh, we just wanted to keep track of your cookies, not your existential crisis!” 🍪💔 And while Comet’s busy launching into orbit, Chrome’s still stuck at the “This is fine” meme stage, sipping coffee while the internet burns down around it! ☕🔥 🔥🎇 **HOT TAKE:** In 2 years, we’ll all be using browsers powered by *sentient AI* that scream “STOP! YOU'RE NOT THAT IMPORTANT!” every time we check Twitter. Buckle up, fam! Get your energy drinks ready, because this chaotic ride is just getting started! 🕶️💣 #BrowserWars2023 #Stonks 🚀👀